November 24, 2009 
Bible Verse of the Day!
October 9, 2009 
Cross Country
September 19, 2009 
Last night I had a Cross Country meet and I got 48th place out of 240 girls and it was 2 miles and I didn’t stop and walk the whole time, I ran the whole way!
More of my Grandpa!!!!!!!!
Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble.
In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock.
Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, ‘When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I’ll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home.’
The brunette arrives at the man’s ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she wants to buy it.
The man tells her that he will sell it for $599, no less.
After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news.
She walks into the telegraph office, and says, ‘I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I’ve bought a bull for our ranch.
I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home.’
The telegraph operator explains that he’ll be glad to help her, then adds, it will cost 99 cents a word.
Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette realizes that she’ll only be able to send her sister one word.
After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says, ‘I want you to send her the word ‘comfortable.’
The operator shakes his head. ‘How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her just the word
‘comfortable?’
The brunette explains, ‘My sister’s blonde. The word is big..
Something my Grandpa sent me!
Here it is! I don’t know where he gets this stuff, but he is funny!
I Owe My Mother
“If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.” 2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
“You better pray that will come out of the carpet.” 3.. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
“If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to knock you into the middle of next week!” 4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
” Because I said so, that’s why.” 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC .
“If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you’re not going to the store with me.” 6.. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
“Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you’re in an accident.” 7. My mother taught me IRONY.
“Keep crying, and I’ll give you something to cry about.” 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS .
“Shut your mouth and eat your supper.” 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
“Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!” 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA .
“You’ll sit there until all that spinach is gone.”
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
“This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it.”
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
“If I told you once, I’ve told you a million times. Don’t exaggerate!” 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
“I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.” 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION .
“Stop acting like your father!”
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
“There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don’t have wonderful parents like you do.”
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
“Just wait until we get home..”
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING .
“You are going to get it when you get home!” 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
“If you don’t stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way.” 19. My mother taught me ESP.
“Put your sweater on; don’t you think I know when you are cold?” 20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
“When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me.”
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT .
“If you don’t eat your vegetables, you’ll never grow up.”
“You’re just like your father.” 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
“Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?” 24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
“When you get to be my age, you’ll understand.”
25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE ..
“One day you’ll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!”
Texas State Bass Tournament
Guess what I am doing this weekend! I am going to fish the Texas State Bass Tournament with my dad. I am excited and ready to fish! I think that it will be a lot of fun! My Aunt Stacie fished a lot with my uncle ED, but when he died on March 1st 2008 she had noone to fish with. My brother is fishing with her. He is excited about it! See you later!
My New Haircut
I usually just go in and say that I want my hair trimmed, but not today! My dad, Garrett, and I went into the haircut place and my brother got his haircut, so I said “Can I get mine cut?” So she shampooed it and then she said “You are 12 what about something different” so I said ok. She said how about some layers and I said ok. Then she put in side bangs! It is sssssssssooooooooooooooo cute! I love it. The only problem is that now I will have to fix it every morning! I will have pics later!
Thank You!
Help save babies like Dylan!
Also if you want to donate to this cause and you don’t want to do it online you can give cash or a check to me(check goes to March of Dimes)and I will take care of the rest! On Dylan’s page you will find his story and what March of Dimes is about! If you come to my house and want to meet Dylan I’m sure that he will be so happy to see you! Dylan is almost to his goal so please help! Click donate now to go to Dylan’s page! Thank you! Kristin
Happy Easter
Hi! Just wanted to say HAPPY EASTER everyone! Have a great day! Don’t forget that it’s Easter!
Blog back on track
HI everyone! Go to this blog. It is back up and running. www.thebestofbeth.wordpress.com Have a good Easter holiday weekend!
Another Joke
A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves.
“What are you doing in there?” she asked.
The rabbit replied: “This is a Westinghouse, isn’t it?”
The lady replied “Yes.”
“Well,” the rabbit said, “I’m westing”.
